Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Quality family time
Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML
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rattusrattus 19
Sex. Cocks. Stuffing her pussy. Good old-fashioned *******. Rodgering passionately. Shagging. Intercourse. Possibly buttsex, if she was into that. Screwing. Pushing the box. Knowing each other in the Biblical fashion. In and out. Banging, boinking, bumping uglies. Smiting evil. Hanky panky. Pokey-poke. Makin' whoopee. Knocking boots. The nasty. Romp in the hay. Nookie. Making the beast with two backs. Am I making myself clear?
sugarandspice33 0
Old people are always complaining...and that's because in "her day" she actually had teeth.
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old09 11
Get her drunk Then tell us what she says *your grandma NOW WITH 25 NEW SAYINGS :D*
jhb33 4
I always see this guy on FML, and people always thumbs down his comments, I thumbs up them.
Taysia_Elice 6
Oh.. You were there to?
metallicshadow 16
goose penis
thisisafunnyname 12
59, you are one bad ass rebellious hipster
volley4eva1698 0
I've seen a lot of his comments being thumbed up before
FluffyMommy 0
Grams is remembering the good times before her hooha rusted shut
steviesnm 6
That's alright, mine were openly arguing about who was kinkier, after my mom sucked on a plastic icicle. I won't be forgetting that one for a while. Someone fetch me the bleach.
ArielTheMermaid 17
Reminds me of the guy I like. He always said 'let me open your top compartment, if you know what I mean' when I first met him. :)
sr101998 0
Because he speaks his mind and isn't afraid to show what he thinks