Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Quality family time
Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML
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rattusrattus 19
Sex. Cocks. Stuffing her pussy. Good old-fashioned *******. Rodgering passionately. Shagging. Intercourse. Possibly buttsex, if she was into that. Screwing. Pushing the box. Knowing each other in the Biblical fashion. In and out. Banging, boinking, bumping uglies. Smiting evil. Hanky panky. Pokey-poke. Makin' whoopee. Knocking boots. The nasty. Romp in the hay. Nookie. Making the beast with two backs. Am I making myself clear?
sugarandspice33 0
Old people are always complaining...and that's because in "her day" she actually had teeth.
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mrs_bruno_mars 14
Pwned by an old woman, I see?
THE_A_TEEN 28
More like freaked out by a horny granny.
isitinmybedroom 11
Thumb up if u like tacos
isitinmybedroom 11
Thumb up if you like tacos
mrs_bruno_mars 14
It is close to the same thing, correct? Sorry, sometimes American idioms confuse me.
sugarandspice33 0
Old people are always complaining...and that's because in "her day" she actually had teeth.
eeppiicc 8
Back in her day she also had boobs that didn't sag to her stomach
EllyMo 15
Whats between a 70 year old woman's breasts that isn't between a 20 year old woman's breasts? Her naval.
monkeysareyummy 0
But if she was complaining about the amount of "stuffing" then why would she need teeth? Teeth hurt.
n_epic_fail 14
old people, you can count on them always being toothless and horny (in no specific order).
AlaskanEskimo34 0
yea my grandma always complains about teens having sex and babies so young, but if they had a "16 and pregnant" back in the old days, she'd star in it.
lilpowers 3
Back in the old days if you weren't 16 and pregnant there was something wrong with you.
soccerguy2 11
you can't expect to be with your family and have no complaining.
choshaki 8
It's normal, my moms not even that old and she still complains. Get over it OP
AngrehPirate 0
But does your mum make sexual remarks about the things she is complaining about?
silentbutfunny 0
I can see an old skinny orange haired gramma smoking a cigarette making sexual remarks abouy stuffing. Not that hard to imagine
Brock13598 0
What is OP?
golfer_boi 10
Octagonal Penis clearly. Orangutan Pussy. Shall I continue?
trivel64 16
Outrageous Popcorn... don't listen to the other guy.
FMLsOhilarious 6
What is your grandmother's comment supposed to mean? I don't get it...
AngrehPirate 0
Then you shouldn't be on here
fancyclown 9
She was obviously talking about taxidermies.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Someone doesn't understand sexual innuendo...
wilbiepig_fml 0
She's talking about... sex. Seems obvious to me.
rattusrattus 19
Sex. Cocks. Stuffing her pussy. Good old-fashioned *******. Rodgering passionately. Shagging. Intercourse. Possibly buttsex, if she was into that. Screwing. Pushing the box. Knowing each other in the Biblical fashion. In and out. Banging, boinking, bumping uglies. Smiting evil. Hanky panky. Pokey-poke. Makin' whoopee. Knocking boots. The nasty. Romp in the hay. Nookie. Making the beast with two backs. Am I making myself clear?
FMLsOhilarious 6
#26 I understand sexual innuendo just fine. I've just never heard it put that way before. Frankly comparing stuffing to sex is sickening to me...especially around the table with family whilst having Christmas dinner.
twinny_sc 13
38, Hence the FML.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Hmm 33 I still didn't get the message.
blackstar994 5
I'm with 48. A few more and I might.
Monkeybuttcream 4
Grandma, tell us the story about the time you took on 12 cocks and won!
elk21dbm 18
U win just for actually saying "making the beast with two backs." I've only ever heard it twice
raphanne_fml 33
She is like Joey Tribbiani, we always know what they mean...
DayAndNite 8
Pretty good if you know what I mean.
rcloca 10
Grandma still got some swag I see.
patnix 6
Grandmas will always have swag
desireev 18
I've heard of S&M.. But not S&S.. Swag and Sag... Yeeeeaah!!! :D
flockz 20
"that time with your grandfather wow. talk about roasting his chestnuts in front of an open fire. sex on a bearskin rug is amazing just to let you know."
redbluegreen 41
Roasting his chestnuts? Merry Christmas children, your grandma's a sadomasochist!
ananonymousguy 0
Flockz, put you're bear picture back :(
flockz 20
this one?
ananonymousguy 0
Whoaa wtf D: haha no, the derp one. You obviously don't have to, I just only know you with that picture :P
Glidefedt 6
It's much better when theres no teeth ;)
desireev 18
Grandma... Gotta love her! :)
SkoomaKi 28
Just tell her to go take a nap.
Branflakes78 13
yea because that solves everything!! (not)