Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Quality family time
Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML
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rattusrattus 19
Sex. Cocks. Stuffing her pussy. Good old-fashioned *******. Rodgering passionately. Shagging. Intercourse. Possibly buttsex, if she was into that. Screwing. Pushing the box. Knowing each other in the Biblical fashion. In and out. Banging, boinking, bumping uglies. Smiting evil. Hanky panky. Pokey-poke. Makin' whoopee. Knocking boots. The nasty. Romp in the hay. Nookie. Making the beast with two backs. Am I making myself clear?
sugarandspice33 0
Old people are always complaining...and that's because in "her day" she actually had teeth.
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MissMcFly 6
she sounds hilarious, but if it were my grandma I think it'd be awkward too lol
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Oh I know what you mean. ;)
GummiBearss13 0
Hmmm.....so now even old people think like that? We need to step up our game dirty minds ;)
redbluegreen 41
I just think he's funny if you know what I mean.
purrantula 3
I live in Coventry too! It's a shithole. Anyone thinking of going to Coventry, don't. It really is a dive.
joewaka89 0
What a boss
skeezle 0
Old people....can't live with em...that's it, just can't live with em.
Haugkatie27 2
Today, I spent my whole day waiting in the city to meet up with someone. I called them after being there like 3 hours or more when they said they'd changed their plans. No new phone. FML
hanaahvictoria 0
Ahh, the true meaning of Christmas....
winterforever97 30
Sadly, I do get what she was saying.. Ewwww