Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Quality family time
Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML
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rattusrattus 19
Sex. Cocks. Stuffing her pussy. Good old-fashioned *******. Rodgering passionately. Shagging. Intercourse. Possibly buttsex, if she was into that. Screwing. Pushing the box. Knowing each other in the Biblical fashion. In and out. Banging, boinking, bumping uglies. Smiting evil. Hanky panky. Pokey-poke. Makin' whoopee. Knocking boots. The nasty. Romp in the hay. Nookie. Making the beast with two backs. Am I making myself clear?
sugarandspice33 0
Old people are always complaining...and that's because in "her day" she actually had teeth.
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zombiegold 23
WTF?
R3TROxLOV3 32
Well think of it this way... You can't say that dinner was boring (:
SuicidalSalmon 2
Lighten up.
NoDontKillMe 19
Naughty Grandma!