Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML
Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML
Today, my junkie son came to the house showered, in clean clothes, with sobriety chips from NA, full of apologies, and we had a good cry about his recovery. I went to the kitchen for tissues, for less than a minute, but when I got back he’d stolen my purse, television, and spare change jar with about £75 in it. FML
Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
Today, our dog died suddenly, so I paid for tests to find out why. Turns out she had zero blood sugar, like a diabetic who overdosed on insulin. I’m diabetic and I’m always telling my 6 year-old son it’s medicine to make daddy better. The dog was sick yesterday, and my son knows how I inject. Damn. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Dont crush his dream of becoming a dog groomer. I bet he did a lovely job and your just overreacting.
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
The dog probably peer pressured your son into getting high and then shaving him!
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Tokefatalot 0
Alright I've read through a shit load of comments but weed is a drug so what if it comes off a plant it's not heaven sent it gets you high people have there own opinions on it also opium comes from a plant and you stright up do it after you harvest it but I'm not saying weed is bad I love to toke
hditmore 0
Atleast he's found what's important in life.
hditmore 0
Completely right, u gotta think like the kid, and as me being a teen boy, we do the complete opposite of our mothers to spite them
lucyinthesky420 10
For one, marijuana is just a plant. Like tobacco, they let people smoke that with a bunch of chemicals in it, but that's okay even though it gives lung cancer. If people smoke tea leaves and say they feel something from them, are they going be illegal too? Also, your poor dog.
Irraesh 2
really? your gonna get him help? Yes, how dare he be normal. i mean the high part not the shaving part. that's a little weird.
Crazyforcheese 6
I pity the dog :(
assparaguz 0
Nah all you have to do is high five the kid.
jefffluffingham 5
what did he take? because if it was just some weed, don't do shit. anything else, yeah get help.
kitsune3 20
Um, wow...Weed is still a drug, dude. They should still do something. Whether it's "not as bad" as other drugs or "used for medical purposes" or not, it's still illegal. Do you think OP wants his kid to get in legal trouble as WELL as doing stupid shit while he's high? Think a little.
rdavis1 0
I mean the shaving the dog a little too far but who doesn't smoke chronic these day...
Dilwann 27
Most people outside of the US, apparently.
eric273 8
The dog didn't deserve it, but lets be thankful no one person or the dog was hurt. Listen kid, Razors a dangerous and drugs are dangerous and the both sound scary but doesn't Razor-Drugs sound %300 scarier!