Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
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DocBastard 40
You probably shouldn't have called her a "dirty ******* *****" as you nudged her.
Aaraeus 4
Did you find anything useful while you were in there?
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Comments (131)
danz123 7
Well, you just got 'bin bagged' there.
daniismiles11 0
woww 1 ... you have no balls addmit it !
ig4f 0
FATALITY
mountneer 0
now you know where her boundaries are.. nudge = shoved in trashcans punch = broken leg kick = hospital stay keep this I'm mind, and your hands to yourself.
MuffyStJacques 0
Anger management is needed.
br0itstaylor 0
seems like something I would do.
anerudhan 0
YDI BITCH!!!!
THEmuffinpan 0
It would be okay if SAID nudge when you did it. But only if you did it twice. Monty python proved this.
gemzroxya 0
YDI, dont flirt with ya friend then
saltycookies 5
that's my kinda woman