Today, my dad's psycho ex broke in and had a meltdown about how he's dating another woman now. She's barely 100 pounds, yet it took me and my brother several minutes and one smashed shin to finally manage to drag her out of the house, all while my dad called the cops. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I had to physically restrain my girlfriend from assaulting my father after he drunkenly poked her in the ribs for the fifth time. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML
Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML
Today, I came home early to find my (now ex) girlfriend having a screaming argument with my son, because he caught her trying to burn pictures of my late wife. I'm back to being single, but at least I can be proud of my son for standing up to her (he's usually very timid). Can't believe I was dating that psycho. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
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Top comments
DelugeandDrought 7
This would be the best time to start the paperwork and file for a restraining order. If she's willing to break into your house there's no telling how much damage she might end up doing. Good on you guys getting her out! I hope you guys stay safe.
nodeathtoall 19
Bitch be crazy
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Comments (48)
TheBestAround23 13
Just saying I would wouldn't have held back. She would've been flying through the front door
bickdig69 8
Hold on is your dad dating a child?
individual00 14
This needs a follow up. How old are you and your brother? What sort of father let's their children get injured dealing with his problems whilst he hangs around in the background phoning the cops?! Should surely have been the other way round.
HellCat44 17
Wow. If she's able to do that much damage in the time it takes to call the police, AND she is willing to break into your house simply to make a scene, a restraining order is definitely needed. God knows what kind of lengths she would go to in the future.
shinikageWolf 15
You may want to learn how to take people down. She broke into your house, no need to be gentle. Knock her out, fight dirty.