Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, I went on a trip to DC. When I got back I found out my car was stolen. Apparently they didn't know how to drive a stick because it was only 4 blocks from my house and the engine was blown. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
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mustangbravo 27
You at least get to press charges.
football98_fml 20
And I set fireeeeee, to your car, watched it burnnnn as I ran away
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Comments (40)
jinkiesscooby 3
I bet your glad you got out of that one
LH_FIRE_22 12
I smell a lawsuit
FrostyyFML 15
I see a lot of FML's in Ontario, I guess I'm soon?
napoleod 8
I apologize, but I found this really funny.
thatsjustgreat1 16
"But my friend said you cheated on me, so it's totally okay, right?"
Krankerev 10
Wow. What a ****** bitch. Sue her to get money to get a new car.
kfchicken 31
well that escalated quickly
mrkidlmao 2
how the hell did she set fire......okay well it is a woman we are talking about soooo I belive it
jvanevery 19
a lot of people don't realize how serious a crime arson is just taking your car she could probably get by with a misdemeanor taking a car without permission the light in your car on fire is arson she could do 5 years
OrganicSistah 17
Geez what did you do to her