Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, I went on a trip to DC. When I got back I found out my car was stolen. Apparently they didn't know how to drive a stick because it was only 4 blocks from my house and the engine was blown. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
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mustangbravo 27
You at least get to press charges.
football98_fml 20
And I set fireeeeee, to your car, watched it burnnnn as I ran away
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Comments (40)
aeuaie 6
Your ex sounds like a... hot mess.
SmittyJA24 26
Depending on the local / state law, "stealing the car key" = grand theft auto. Add a count of aggravated arson to that & she'll be sitting in jail for a long time.
JKPwnage 27
A sane 7 is better than a psycho 9
Chazzster 32
How the hell did your ex get her hands on your car keys? Were you still living with her?
AwkwardBookworm 27
Why did she even need your keys if she was just gonna set the car on fire?
chisty87 16
Well if you pressed charges you get the last laugh but than again your car was set on fire so not much to laugh about...
Chazzster 32
You must report it and press charges.
RememberSchlitz 9
...and OFF TO JAIL SHE WENT!!
Colerich 15
that escalated quickly
TheRussianNavy 11
Time to call the police. Also, why the **** does someone set another persons car on fire? It could't have been that bad of an ending to the relationship.