Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, I went on a trip to DC. When I got back I found out my car was stolen. Apparently they didn't know how to drive a stick because it was only 4 blocks from my house and the engine was blown. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
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mustangbravo 27
You at least get to press charges.
football98_fml 20
And I set fireeeeee, to your car, watched it burnnnn as I ran away
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Comments (40)
NightOWL666 14
Carbq. That sucks. Hopefully you'll get a new car in the end and she'll be sitting in a padded room. Crazy bitch.
laden_swallow09 35
Hehehehe... CarBQ. I like it!
vcapelo 19
Never understood how you can pass a driving test without being taught driving with manual gears !
SilverInGray 25
Because you can still drive many cars. Why would you have to prove you can drive stick, if you don't have a stick shift?
Dale_shackleford 13
Only like 4% of cars in the U.S. are stick
SkylineFTW97 25
More like 7%, but only roughly that same percentage of people here can drive them. On the bright side, it means I can get my next car on the cheap!
Mightytall 35
Wow ... She must have really been angry and drunk. Nobody in their right mind could ever think they could get away with that kind of crap. She will certainly have a lot of time to think about what she did wrong and get a first hand experience of "Orange is the new Black"
FailStaff 15
Take. The. Bitch. To. Court.
Mohamedegypt 13
what you do bro? what did you do?
aliciousness116 16
Oh my god! That's one hell of a deranged ex girlfriend!
joelp232 17
well that escalated quickly
914smv 18
Now I see the reason why you guys broke up, good luck OP
totallynotemily 25
Good thing your car was stick
mar13lovesu 9
Ok but... HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A STICK?!?! Idiot... I'm a girl and I can drive a stick...
Algorithm 24
Because she never learned? I don't know how to either, and when my fiancee tried to buy a stick shift that I would've learned on, it was significantly more expensive than buying the automatic she ended up getting. It's not a gender thing, but congratulations on being able to work a joystick and have a ****** at the same time, I guess.
expertsmilee 26
It is common knowledge that vaginas are more prone to being able to handle sticks.