Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I was at Goodwill and I saw my bike, which was stolen from me a couple of weeks ago. It was a gift that my mom gave me for my birthday. The bike was being sold for 65 dollars. I had to buy it. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, I found out that my sister has been stealing money from me. My parents won't do anything because there's "no evidence it was her". She's the only one in this house that spends regularly and has opportunities to take it while no one's around. FML
Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well. Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too. FML
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Top comments
BeastBoyIsbetter 7
Steal it back Then steal her stuff and sell it Then burn her clothes and her shoes After that tell her friends a bunch of lies Then when she is crushed and asks you why tell her that you was tire-d of her actions Or not
SixthSinEnvy 39
You expect this type of thing on the streets, but in your own home? Where does one hide their kids and hide their wife now?
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Comments (64)
Jachin357 28
Now is the time to show all of them that you are dead serouis and not to be messed with by getting the Police involved and getting your property back. That kind of crap pisses me off.
Yudith_fml 11
Save your money to buy a better bike. Buy the strongest bike lock first. Let the boyfriend enjoy your flat tire.
alex_gen 39
Okay, nowhere in the post does it say the boyfriend knew it was stolen. Instead of "stealing it back", why no go up to the boyfriend and tell him the truth of the bike, then see if he'll give it back?
RosaMaravillosa 10
sit down with your parents and explain this calmly, and tell them you want your bike back or a replacement.
Sir_Cow 17
you know there something called police.
littlemolly 1
What a little bitch
Pathetic_Problem 4
I don't know your sister, but I already hate her.
BloodyGlass 10
I wonder how they'll react when you get other people involved in this? Because if they're okay with her stealing now, can't wait to see how they deal with it when she's arrested for stealing from a store. :)
Kandy5Ways 1
What kind of bike?
snowmon06 10
Look at it this way; he may have your bike, but he ain't doing shit with it with the bum tire.