Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, I was at Goodwill and I saw my bike, which was stolen from me a couple of weeks ago. It was a gift that my mom gave me for my birthday. The bike was being sold for 65 dollars. I had to buy it. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, I found out that my sister has been stealing money from me. My parents won't do anything because there's "no evidence it was her". She's the only one in this house that spends regularly and has opportunities to take it while no one's around. FML
Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well. Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too. FML
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BeastBoyIsbetter 7
Steal it back Then steal her stuff and sell it Then burn her clothes and her shoes After that tell her friends a bunch of lies Then when she is crushed and asks you why tell her that you was tire-d of her actions Or not
SixthSinEnvy 39
You expect this type of thing on the streets, but in your own home? Where does one hide their kids and hide their wife now?
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Comments (64)
simongren 5
I know how crappy this feels OP. I don't know how long you have until you can move out and get away from them but my suggestion is that you focus on that. People who steal your things and the parents that enable them are toxic, and you deserve better than that
da_epic_failman 7
Well, did you TELL THEM THAT?!?!
DeezNuts_1234 6
Wait until a new tire gets put on it and then steal it back. Both problems solved.
havoc_crusader 4
Bruh it's like 20 bucks for a new tire and probably 50 in total to exchange the rim as well.
taroschain 11
Does the bf know it was stolen? Also, does he know his gf gave him a bike with only one working tire? If not, both seem like they might put a damper on their relationship.
FurFox03 1
Report it as theft and in the future, refuse to do things for your sister and your parents
JackFaire 27
See that's when you teach them a lesson file a police report and name your parents as accomplices. I used to have pet rats. My sister decided she wanted them to be her pet rats so my mom gave my pets to my sister. I wasn't allowed in my sister's room. My rats were dead within a week of neglect.