Today, the father of my children told me he is having gastric bypass surgery, which is 10,000 dollars. He is 9K behind on child support. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML
Today, it's the third time my ex has been granted a reduction in his child support payments coinciding with his gold digger getting an expensive gift. The first time it was her 4-carat engagement ring, then it was her breast and butt surgeries, and now a 3-week trip to Hawaii. I can barely afford food for our kids. FML
Today, to my horror, I discovered I will owe child support for the kids my ex and I adopted together since she couldn't have any. I've met someone else and I'm planning on having real kids with her, but these payments will destroy everything. FML
Today, I was super excited to receive a large inheritance, maybe put it towards a house and a vacation. To my horror, the entire 40k went to my child support arrears. My psycho ex is the one who wanted those three kids, not me. FML
Today, my ex showed up to pick up our kids in her brand new car. Last month child support doubled my amount because of a paperwork error. FML
Today, even though my bitch of a baby mama makes ten times what I make, the courts are still forcing me to pay child support for the two kids I never wanted. I’m way too busy with my life to have custody of them. FML
Today, my ex-husband stopped paying his child support so when I phoned to threaten him with lawyers, he didn’t care. Apparently, he lost his job months ago and has been paying me out of his savings, but now he has absolutely nothing left I can take away from him. Now I feel bad. FML
Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML
Today, my husband was served child support paperwork by the couple he insisted on donating his sperm to. When I tried to warn him beforehand, he said I was being a jealous, paranoid, control freak and that it was his decision to help out some friends. We’re already struggling financially. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
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Levi2411 41
There's a pretty good chance his insurance is covering that but I could be wrong, I don't know much about it but I think a doctor can sign off on that as a medical need according to his BMI. I would look into it and still report the missing payments.
Jon Tessler 14
talk to a lawyer. also if his gastric bypass is a medical necessity, there is nothing you can do about it.
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Levi2411 41
There's a pretty good chance his insurance is covering that but I could be wrong, I don't know much about it but I think a doctor can sign off on that as a medical need according to his BMI. I would look into it and still report the missing payments.
Jon Tessler 14
talk to a lawyer. also if his gastric bypass is a medical necessity, there is nothing you can do about it.
bobsanction 18
He'll live longer if he loses weight, giving you more time to wring every penny out of him.
hope jm 5
is time to garnish his wages
Shawn Kotris 10
My kids mother is 25k behind. Anyone got one that's higher?