Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident. When my dad came to pick me up, instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when we went to the hospital, while I clutched my arm in pain. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER because he wanted to pick up the dog from "doggy daycare" and take her for a nice long walk, while I waited for my mom to come home. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, I was in a car accident with my dad. A wheel slammed into my door, dislocating my arm and breaking it in three places. Later on, the people who hit us came over and gave my little sister a gift basket. She wasn't even in the car. FML
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pieisyourdrug 0
... Your dad is a dick.
Snazaza 0
thats exactly like my mom lol. i broke my thumb riding a bike and she spent 45 mins in front of the mirror doing her makeup because she refuses to leave the house without looking nice. :l
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Comments (140)
redbluegreen 41
My dad would totally do that. Or tell me to get over it. A friend to take me to the hospital because I'd had a concussion and couldn't stay conscious.
I_Am_The_Edge 4
Nice run-on
plain2233 0
dont worry when i broke my foot in three places my mom decided to stop at the grocery store before she took me to the hospital because we didnt have enough food at the house
XanimalloverX 0
Your dad is a real dick for making you wait for him when your in serious pain
raptorx 0
i can relate, but my dad beat yours. When i broke my elbow (6 years old), he rubbed it thinking that i was faking it to get attention, of course i wasnt and i passed out from the pain
leeny_fml 2
Your dad is an idiot. Sorry but it's true. Has he ever been to an ER before? There are people who go in there without their shirts on and covered from head to toe in dirt! No one's going to care if he's not shaved; all they care about is treating the patient.
sucks4you5 0
a scooter accident?????
SookMauNoots 0
ydi for riding a scooter
jd_superjive 0
wow thats so uncool of your dad...what an asshole
waterynuggets 0
My mom did something like that when she had appendicitis, she put on a nice shirt and lipstick even though she felt like she was dying lol. That whole treating you different because of the way you're dressed or something...ridiculous.