Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML
Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
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CasualZombie 6
is your dad Peter Griffin? and are you by any chance named Meg?
mwahaha1 0
your dad is my new hero
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Comments (202)
EmilyFelton98 0
LOLOLOLOLOL poor you...
SportyFlower545 0
LOL! xP That must have sucked.....but dude YOUR DAD IS AWESOME.....though knowing my Dad would do the same thing its not too awesome anymore.......................................................
Flutist 3
If the girl can't handle something embarrassing your dad does then she is not the girl for you. Potentially you would want to have the girl in your life and if she is uptight enough to deem you weird because of what your parents did then it would be better not to pursue her. People shallow enough and uptight enough not to understand parents are not a reflection of their kids and a weird father is not the end of the world. Also, Op, your father might have come across as a little weird but you used to shit your pants, throw up on him and cry during important events. He took care of you and obviously you aren't destitute, are allowed to have people over and go on websites without parental hovering, so it sounds like this is the biggest embarrassment your father does to you. So I am going to jump to the fact, that while weird, your father is not abusive or emotionally manipulative, he is just odd. So, instead of being uptight, why not be thankful your dad is so delightfully strange and have a nice laugh and then ignore it.
hoopla12345 0
if she didnt find it funny shes not worth it
lovely_leahh 0
that made me happy
KBzxc 0
yes...lol
airmarnav 0
That sounds like something Peter Griffin would do!
lucy8248 0
what kind of dad do you have????
crystalabell 0
Omg...Lmao, I can see my husband doing that to our kids!
Niko1234567 0
that's something my dad would do