Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear, "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said, "Here, you're repaid." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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shootingstar8D 0
Ohhh shitttt. Reeejjeecctteeddddd haha
Boon_fml 0
Maybe it's because you can't spell "you're" right.
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Comments (273)
bigcrazymike 6
Bottom line was that she wasn't into you. So be glad that she replaced the popcorn, and I hope you guys were going dutch. Because anything you spent on that date was a waste of money.
spillproof 0
Whhho, close between FYL and YDI. I say FYL because it was kind of sweet and she is a bitch.
monkeykiller77 0
oh no she di'int. look dont ruin your life with a bitch
cuppycakemagic 0
Fail for you, complete and TOTAL win for her! Brilliance. Absolute brilliance. ^w^
NYGuy828 0
If I were the girl on a date with you, and you gave me a corny ass line like that, I probably would have done the same thing.
Broeman 0
Yeah, use that again on the next girl you bring to the movies. No, she won't think you're a ******* creeper at all.
Chunchunchun 3
YDI for one of THE worst lines I've ever heard. I wouldn't even say that to my girlfriend.
Boygenius50 8
Omigawsh arrnt wi sco klevar wi knotiss wen peepull spele werds rong on FEML liek hurshee and regektid I luvv hou varrie smert wi arr!!!!!! I hope that paragraph was extremely painful to those of us who can't stand to see a single word spelled wrong. GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!
Anteezy 7
I died a little on the inside.
me5 0
What part of Kisses didn't she understand?