Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
Today, my parents "suggested" I help them move house. I didn't realize that meant I would be carrying every single bit of furniture out of their house. The muscles in my arms are so tight now that I can't straighten them. I can't wait to help them unpack tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML
Today, I was helping my Grandfather to sort through tubs and bins after cleaning out his attic, and I had to move a 50lb bin downstairs. That's when the dog thought it would be funny to block the top of the stairs as I was going down. FML
Today, I was struggling to move a large bookshelf downstairs. Mid-way down, the weight became too much for me and I desperately yelled to my dad for help. He stood at the top of the stairs and said, "Cash or broken bones. How much's it worth, son?" I'm now £50 poorer. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
FYL. I don't see why your mom couldn't pick up the tape herself, if she saw you were carrying a large couch.
ydi_4_suking 20
she always knocks you off the stairs? i dont think your mom does it on accident
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Comments (70)
Hotlanta 5
or he doesn't have to throw it he could just flip it over on him.... that's a little bit easier to do
Miss_Michaela 10
Oh no, if the OP could magically transform into Chuck Noris, he wouldn't move the sofa... The sofa would move for Chuck Noris.
looraa_fml 0
what exactly qualifies as a 'flight' of stairs? could two steps by themselves be considered a flight? questions, questions...
EnragedTaco 0
you ma'am have just earned a slow clap. clap........ clap...... clap... clap.. clap. clap. clapclapclap
missmaryb 0
You don't pick something up off the floow while still holding a couch your carrying down stairs you idiot.
jess6blondie9 3
You probably deserve it for being a little shit head to your parents.
staceysgenesis16 0
haha woww .. im sure that was fun for you llolol .. it happens aha next time dont makee a noise !
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
DID YOU DIED?
FMLsOhilarious 6
...wow, you should really learn the different forms of words and then use them in a sentence/question CORRECTLY.
LilFlash81 0
lmao it hurt ??
GrooveSponge 0
This whole conversation is pretty freakin' epic.
jbabe05 0
your mom is crazy yo! hope you feel better!