Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
Today, my parents "suggested" I help them move house. I didn't realize that meant I would be carrying every single bit of furniture out of their house. The muscles in my arms are so tight now that I can't straighten them. I can't wait to help them unpack tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML
Today, I was helping my Grandfather to sort through tubs and bins after cleaning out his attic, and I had to move a 50lb bin downstairs. That's when the dog thought it would be funny to block the top of the stairs as I was going down. FML
Today, I was struggling to move a large bookshelf downstairs. Mid-way down, the weight became too much for me and I desperately yelled to my dad for help. He stood at the top of the stairs and said, "Cash or broken bones. How much's it worth, son?" I'm now £50 poorer. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
FYL. I don't see why your mom couldn't pick up the tape herself, if she saw you were carrying a large couch.
ydi_4_suking 20
she always knocks you off the stairs? i dont think your mom does it on accident
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Comments (70)
bthomas0319 2
Thumbs up this comment(:
wtfmylifedude 8
maybe next time. :)
bthomas0319 2
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Capt_Oblivious 10
On the bright side, you didn't have to walk down the stairs. Now see, there's a silver lining in every situation.
zacharytk72 5
HAHA niceeee
staceysgenesis16 0
HAHA , eehhhhh no. lol
MrsOstenson 0
No she said she was guiding her dad...with the couch!! lol
HappyCynic 0
Lmao I had to read it twice to understand what OP was talking about XD
brianjman14 23
How? Hahaha.
Elphieba 4
By being Chuck Norris! Or inviting him over to do it.
cutie1991 0
29 got some sick eyes
docscientist 10
They seem healthy to me.
melkell 0
photoshopped to me
slushpup9696 12
12's are cooler.
docscientist 10
You mean two flights of stairs.
docscientist 10
Two flights of steps makes it sound like you just fell to the ground and stuck there. Fairly anticlimactic when on stairs if you ask me. :)
howslife123 0
how does he know you didn't say "grow" or "NO!"
severusplease 0
because she said 'GO' !