Today, I was scrolling through my Instagram timeline and saw a picture of my friend in a ridiculous wig. I left a comment telling her how stupid the wig looked, but how great it was to have a friend with a sense of humour. She replied, telling me it wasn't a wig, it was her new hairstyle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of a conversation with my best friend, where we were making fun of my mum’s new haircut, to my mum. She responded with, “Well, at least my haircut can change. What are you going to do about your face?” FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a toupee. It's my real hair. FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
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Top comments
lifeis4me 20
Oof, honesty can sometimes hurt. Did you look at the caption before making that comment? If not, you should probably start because those are a good indicator of what vibe you’re supposed to comment with.
slowhandjp 18
Honesty is such a lonely word everyone is so untrue 😄
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slowhandjp 18
Honesty is such a lonely word everyone is so untrue 😄
RichardPencil 32
Wait until her hair grows out before you apologize to her. Her anger with you now is convenient for you because you wouldn't want to be seen with someone with such a ludicrous hairstyle. You'll look like an idiot-by-association.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"You deserve that!", said 968 people. "Look at Trump's obvious wig! So ridiculous!", said the same 968 people. How bad was it?
lifeis4me 20
Oof, honesty can sometimes hurt. Did you look at the caption before making that comment? If not, you should probably start because those are a good indicator of what vibe you’re supposed to comment with.
sickerthanyou 13
See!, She does have good sense of humor! (By having such a awful hair cut)