Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
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lunar999 23
I don't care if he's family take it to the police
WinterChild 20
Even if you did "owe" him, that doesn't make it any less illegal to go into someone's living quarters and take it from them. It's still stealing.
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Comments (62)
pockleboy 7
Unless it's on paper, it didn't happen, report that brother of yours.
kharwood1208 14
Holding family to a bet over $5 is petty. what a douche.
smoothies14 32
This is why you go to a school far away, live in a dorm that is locked to nonresidents, lock the door to your room, store your money and valuables in a small lockbox, and hide the lockbox. They'll find it isn't worth the trouble.
yniguez09 14
Well did you lose the bet or not?
Fergud 6
Take his car!!!!! Ooooor just take every single thing in his room and place it in a pile on a field and burn it !!!!! Apart from the stuff you want and the stuff he took from you :)
gatorgirl7563 22
Your parents do realize that, even if you owed him money, breaking & entering and stealing, are not okay and are still crimes, right?
zoelog 10
if he broke into your dorm room then your parents have nothing to do with it.