Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
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Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML
Today, I found out my brother and his girlfriend stole my wedding ring, my checkbook and my disabled son's iPad to fuel their drug habit. I'm $600 overdrawn and have no food. FML
Today, after my aunt died and left me everything, I found my heroin addict brother searching my house, demanding his share of the money. He thought I had it in cash, so I called the cops. Now our mom is mad at me because a good brother would have given him something. FML
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lunar999 23
I don't care if he's family take it to the police
WinterChild 20
Even if you did "owe" him, that doesn't make it any less illegal to go into someone's living quarters and take it from them. It's still stealing.
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Comments (62)
shortcake18 15
That's when you get him back because pay back is a bitch ;)
hi_im_ughlee 19
I don't think your parents would be very happy if your brother tried to pull that shit on them, so there's no excuse as to why he should get away with this.
Publikwerks 14
Going to the police might be out of the question, so the clear option is revenge. Go to your parents house, and start taking your mom's underwear and hiding them in your brother's room.
Sandman2015 12
Unless your parents are the police it doesn't matter what they have to say. Have his stupid ass arrested for robbing you.
thatonetribute 31
Take this up with the cops!
Witchylady 18
Your parents idea of justice is insane.winning a bet does not give anyone the right to rob someone else. I hope you are courageous enough to file a police report against your low life brother.
unholyswiss 19
Get it back and have your revenge. His tenuous blood relation to you is irrelevant next to him being a thieving lying shit.
Sathane 21
Too bad for him, that excuse doesn't fly with the police.
SkullSphinx 10
Umm, no. You press charges. Forget your dumb parents.
shepardkinz 19
That isn't a valid excuse for committing a crime. If I were you, I would still file a report or contact the police.