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Performance anxiety

Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML

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it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

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Try going without sex for a DECADE. Then talk to me.

The oppertunity arose, but you didnt

No no,an opportunity was erect ??

The only thing that arose was the opportunity.

Nothing arising about that opportunity

rupertajm90 15

an opportunity arose, but you didn't.... i can relate

papa_raatsi 9

It seems the opportunity was the only thing to arise.

mattiagardin 15

Don't listen to the comments, it can happen and it's not your fault. Try to be more relaxed next time, have less expectations

Sounds like the only thing that did arise was the opportunity.