Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Party pooper
Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML
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katymack 11
awkward.
Doortje 30
Menopause makes women crazy, try to avoid your mother as much as possible for the next few years.
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Ihavehiccups 5
I'm an only child and my mum is approaching menopause and I think the thought of suddenly being introduced to a new sibling thing after 16 years would be much worse than dying an only child.
oklahomaguy 0
If I was your friend I would be trying to knock off a piece of that. No worries about getting her knocked up. Awesome!
jerico616 14
Hopefully alcoholism runs in the family!
rexgar2000 10
my wife's mom is like that, one day shell be fine and then shell like turn bright red and try to kill me
Klug_fml 7
Buy a cat.
IdoCocaine 0
punch her in the uterus to get things working
ZeroIce 12
so am i buddy
AznQin 3
Your mom must hate you because she can't get another child, sorry if that's the case
musicalmaggs 0
That is just awkwatd.
GlitteryMasakali 1
Awkward**
guitarplayer546 0
Yeah moms with menopause are craZy. Especially when they were crazy before. Thankfully I have a penis an do not have to worry about such things
steph8608 0
You do if you have a mother or a wife ;)