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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Party pooper

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Menopause makes women crazy, try to avoid your mother as much as possible for the next few years.

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Hey, being an only child rocks

Honestly I'm surprised my mom hasn't done that yet.