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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Party pooper

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Doortje 30

Menopause makes women crazy, try to avoid your mother as much as possible for the next few years.

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LadyEmi 15

Hey, being an only child rocks

crzysam96 7

Honestly I'm surprised my mom hasn't done that yet.