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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Party pooper

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

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Doortje 30

Menopause makes women crazy, try to avoid your mother as much as possible for the next few years.

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Gemmy_44 7

Menopause turns mothers into raving lunatics and/or sobbing piles of depression. If she's ever stomping around the house with a broom or a baseball bat, an insane look on her face, and talking to herself, RUN. Because "it can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."

rattusrattus 19

My mother wasn't a raving depressed lunatic. My mother just had hot flushes and left my dad, and there was much rejoicing.

False_Stupidity 42

I see what you did here!... +1 for the quote from terminator.

Andr913 13

You're an only child? LUCKY.

Calyx_fml 22

Breeders. [rolls eyes]

chili10 18

Menopause causes very serious mood swings.

leadman1989 16

They can always still adopt... or the more fun less plausible option of cloning you. Which your clone comes out super prefect but tries to eliminate you and turns evil eventually your mom has to choose whom to drop into a vat of acid!!! Or adoption? Yeah I vote adoption. :)

ez4u2nv 5

oh wow.

Medcanyon 10

Well at least no one is bored at the party..

MrLookAtThere 10

It was a subtle hint about her plans to kill you! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

RawrNom 0

LOL! my mum is like that. my friend was talking about her little sister and I mentioned being glad I was an only child as my mum came through the living room. hearing this, my mum lifts her top, rubs her tummy and announces that her 'baby bank' is closed. being an only child is awesome aha

FarSide 23

Well it's FYM life. For you.... it just means more stuff, and forget all the crap about sharing.