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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Party pooper

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Menopause makes women crazy, try to avoid your mother as much as possible for the next few years.

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In your room?....that must of been a small lame party

16 - what doesn't cause very serious mood swings?

daydreamer244 13

I'm sure your mom wanted all your friends to know she's off the market ;)

Embarrassing! Sad for your mom though. She obv wanted a sibling for you. There's always adoption!

Boo hoo... Suck it up

thir13enthour 0

Have one of your friends try and knock her up...

Hahaha I wish I would have been an only child...

How old is ur mom?????????!!!!!!!!