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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Party pooper

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Menopause makes women crazy, try to avoid your mother as much as possible for the next few years.

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FHL ! Not yours . She's the one who can't have another kid .

auntiemomma 0

45 - a lot of things actually.

Cut her some slack, menopause can be real rough. Times your worst pms month by fifty.

PinkFun1969 9

Tell your mom to be happy NO more periods. aaaaaa

Wow. You suck lol.

adopt?

Bitches be stupid

The real deal? Yer Mum was subtly hitting on your friends...

Is it just awkward? Did no one else find that sad? Obviously OP's Mom has been trying to have another child for a long time, who knows all the struggles (fertility treatments, miscarriages, etc.) she's gone through? Is she really that crazy for grieving for that other child she's always wanted?