Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML
Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my 6 ovarian cyst rupture. The pain meds have already worn off and my vag hurts. I also had my gallbladder removed last June, and my right ovary removed last January. The staff here remember me. Most expensive friends I've ever had. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I found out that all together, I have mono, strep, a UTI, and a enlarged spleen. How am I going to tell my friend that I made out with his dad, and now his dad is sick? This man gives his newborn kisses every night. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
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Top comments
TrueTriage 16
How dare you be so rude as to let your ovary rupture on the night your friend has a party! Besides aren't shots of Bacardi the ultimate mono cure!?
sunkissedluster 20
You need better friends, OP. So sorry, that's gotta be rough. :/
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Comments (78)
AubreyDucrat 8
I've actually had both of these problems at the same time as well.
Saikon1357 25
Great friend you have there OP...
OLYVIAH_fml 3
She is drunk. What do you expect?
theunlovedemo 10
Why are people saying OP deserves this? This is awful :(
Chino29 0
Hey your friend sucks !!!
ViviMage 40
Strange though. I have PCOS and when I rupture a cyst its painful, my poor kidney gets a beating from the inside, and I have crumpled to the floor in pain! My doctors elect to let the body absorb the fluid and no treatment other than oral hormones and otc painkillers are needed. Really? I thought my appendix went for the level of pain I was in.
mrsstaken 12
I agree most doctors choice to let the body heal naturally from cysts. I have an ovarian cyst rupture, felt like appendicitis, and they just gave me pain killers and said my body would re absorb the fluid.
LillianLattea 6
Mono is the worst OP. I know your pain. it's worse then the tonsillectomy. get better! FYL!
DanielleinDC 34
Some friend. I hope you yelled back that you agree, that you would rather not have had to go to the ER in agony, and how sorry you are that your illness inconvenienced her.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
When something really good or really awful happens in your life and all your friend cares about is her own damn self, she isnt really your friend. Reevaluate the friendship and move on.
twiztedone 19
Eh you mean former friend right?!?!