Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I tried to put my seatbelt on. For some reason, it absolutely refused to click. I got frustrated, gave up, and just went on without it. I then got pulled over for not wearing it. I said to the officer, "Stupid question: can you TRY to put my seatbelt on?" He did. With no trouble. What did I do different? FML
Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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Top comments
daniel_dd31 13
You get REALLY nervous around police.
poccocurantes 7
Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.
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Comments (237)
PenguinBitch 44
Quickly roll down your tinted mirrors as well. You don't want to get a ticket for tinted windows now do we.
poccocurantes 7
This would have been a comic opportunity for the cop. Approach the vehicle and just move your mouth while making motions to roll down the window.
laylay33 6
Lol
goodoldave 17
Wow.
toughchick14 15
Wow fail!
OrangeKnife 10
.-. I don't want to live on this planet anymore :|
billyz77 24
We aren't stopping you.
poccocurantes 7
Good news is real-estate is cheap out there but the commute is a bitch.
elephantsarecute 16
This line is so overused. Everyone has had derpy or stupid moments throughout history and suddenly it's a reason to not live on this planet?
CharresBarkrey 16
34 - You were previously in a gang, yet THIS makes you not want to live on this planet anymore? Really?
CyborgBanana 12
34's bio made me laugh a little I admit, what a joke. I suggest you all have a read, and assume that 34 is twelve years old pretending. It just make's it more funny.
OrangeKnife 10
I don't find it very funny at all, coming from from me that's bad, considering I have a extremely decent sense of humor. I suggest you don't make fun of anyone on this site, now go play outside kiddo.
skyenoelle 15
Wow, nice job. Watch out; you might get pulled over next time with a move like that. It might look like you're driving drunk. Or just plain stupid. Either way, it's things like this that make me scared to even drive.
day624 14
Soo.. You let go of the handlebars?
day624 14
Soo.. You let go of the handlebars?
stormchaser24 24
How did you not notice this?