Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I tried to put my seatbelt on. For some reason, it absolutely refused to click. I got frustrated, gave up, and just went on without it. I then got pulled over for not wearing it. I said to the officer, "Stupid question: can you TRY to put my seatbelt on?" He did. With no trouble. What did I do different? FML
Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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Top comments
daniel_dd31 13
You get REALLY nervous around police.
poccocurantes 7
Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.
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Comments (237)
weezyFbabylegend 5
How does that happen?
Zangetsu67 5
I've been there
onorexveritas 24
how do you just forget you're riding a motorcycle?
chosha_fml 27
That is pretty hilarious. One of those automatic responses we make before we even realise it.
awesomeman10 6
The cop probably thought you were mocking him. Shoulda pulled the tazer
awaydoggy 8
Time to consider install a seatbelt for ur motorbike ,just in case of ur next fumble
ar080185 3
How can you "fumble around for the seatbelt" without wrecking? Stupid
drayloon 50
did you notice that you lost the steering wheel also?
DooleyFTW 17
I have no idea how you could be so zoned out you could forget that you're on a motorbike and obviously not wearing a seatbelt. I said YDI though because you should never have to fumble for a seatbelt when you see cops anyways it should just always be on!
taltamir 6
Indeed. YDI for only fumbling for it when you see cops YDI for risking an accident by fumbling instead of just driving by and hoping you don't get a ticket YDI for driving a motorcycle to begin with (those things are a death trap). YDI because nothing bad actually happened to you and yet you whine about it with FML.
KM96 24
At least you have road safety ...