Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I tried to put my seatbelt on. For some reason, it absolutely refused to click. I got frustrated, gave up, and just went on without it. I then got pulled over for not wearing it. I said to the officer, "Stupid question: can you TRY to put my seatbelt on?" He did. With no trouble. What did I do different? FML
Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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Top comments
daniel_dd31 13
You get REALLY nervous around police.
poccocurantes 7
Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.
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poccocurantes 7
Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.
panicsdisaster 17
Rolling down the window would have also been a lil weird
Ayanpatel95 7
I see a lots of difference between motorcycle and a car, I guess ur just not tht smart
CharresBarkrey 16
I am genuinely curious as to why you feel the need to leave vowels out of some of your words. Even in your profile info.
bestnameright 14
Or he just panicked? Doesn't mean he's not smart. Also writing "nd" for and, "tht" for that, and getting tired of thinking as quickly as you do on your page don't make you look smart.
billyz77 24
Married at 17 and saying that other people are "not smart"? Isn't that something like the story of the Pot and the Kettle?
poccocurantes 7
Well if you noticed the name there are two possibilities. One; she is married at 17 and it was arranged. Two she is simply using the less familiar form of mrs. Three she used... Ok there are three possibilities. One , she is married and it was arranged. Two she is using the young mrs. Three she is using mrs wrong. Four she... ok there are four possibilities.... I'll come in again.
vhivfe 3
*you're *that
seandoc 13
How did you not notice?
bestnameright 14
At least you weren't punished however you are for not wearing a seatbelt?
BulldogHoops 14
Some things are just too stupid to believe.
theannak 7
This is a new low of "special".
GothickNihilist 15
OP is definitely a few puppies short of a pet shop.:3
poccocurantes 7
I don't know. OP sounds kinda "special".
lilhellian 27
45 That was'nt very goth of you!:O
GothickNihilist 15
The term " a few puppies short of a pet shop" means that someone is a complete bakame. In case you were wondering "bakame" means fool.
hama806 19
Didn't get the clue with the wind blowing in your face?
AH1Zviper 15
With the winter we're having now, i'd be surprised if he could feel his face.
0RedPenguin0 8
Luckily there's no ticket for driving without a windshield
shadowPlayer 6
How in the hell...?
2psv1 5
haha the cops probably thought you were high or something
inzunza 5
Would that give the cops a reason to pull OP over... -__-
wlddog 14
Yes. Its called a DUI.
ramseytt69 8
Wow, that is so akward! I know you had to feel the wind...