Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my group asked me if she could switch into another group, so I asked her what was wrong with mine. She said, "Nothing, I wanna be in her group. She's prettier." I was insulted by a kindergartner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, at preschool, I got to meet the mother of my daughter's best friend. She complimented mine's grades, and noted her quirkiness. I complimented her's for being congenial and being well-rounded. Later, my daughter said they are no longer besties because her mom said I called her daughter fat. FML
Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML
Today, I unwillingly transferred to a private from a public school this year, due to my parent's rampant political beliefs. Some of the popular girls I went to school with in elementary school also attend this school. I smiled at one of them in the hallway when I saw them this morning. She saw me and rolled her eyes. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML
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sunshyne84_fml 0
kids are assholes
Maltastic 0
Don't let it get to you, kids don't see much. I should know, I had a crush on Rufio from "Hook" when I was a kid.
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Comments (43)
theauditionlove 0
Okay really. Kindergartener is a German word. This is how you should spell it. I should know...I'm a German major.
abandonship 3
i agree with #2, im sure you're beautiful
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
hah. ouchh.
freakalicious105 0
for one.. kindergarTener... for another kids are completely oblivious to reality theyre too inoocent to know whats real and what isnt
mandapanda3624 0
WOW, that`s bad! That`s when you know ur pathetic!
iTVrobot 0
you must be really ugly to be insulted by a lil kid
xdmsjcx 0
lol kids that age are like alcholics there say the first thing that comes to there mind and wont give it a second thought 'bout it :P i wouldn't take it personally :D
claudsayssing 0
kids are so brutally honest. it's hilarious, can't really take much offense from a five-year-old just gotta laugh it off.
tow38 7
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