Today, my friend and I thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, as we talked after we woke up at a sleepover at my house (16th birthday gift), my best friend sat up, grabbed her belly, and started grunting. I asked what's wrong and she said, "I have to poop" and she did, right there in her underwear. The turd she pushed out was so big, her panties overflowed. We shared a bed. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
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sidekickinit 0
i once got stuck in a recliner with my best friend and had to pee. She didn't believe me and wouldn't let me up, and I was really stuck. Her not letting me up made me mad and then I started laughing nervously because I didn't know what to do, and ended up peeing all over her and the chair...
amirn86 0
Wth is your friend a dog?! lol PEOPLE don't randomly start peeing... unless she's got incontinence problems lol
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maasturbate 0
I made an account just for this. I am LOLing uncontrollably.
Jokermon 0
#2 i agree wit, #50 lol, u r so silly!
wulfyoukai 0
*snickersnickersnicker*
thenameslo 0
#101... 4 words, wtf? no
squeaky_fml 0
that sucks, but I'm sure it sucks even more for your friend.
Katbot 0
#23. LMFAO. AGREEEEED. IDY!
flaschgirl16 0
hahahahahahahah LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evilaine 0
What the hell??!
Tryforceful 0
HAHAHAHAHAAH
elyseh 0
#103 - I made an account for the same purpose. This is just too funny. I am near peeing uncontrollably because of the sheer hilarity of the FML, and replies #59 and #60. I started crying with laughter reading them. This has made my day.