Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
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fernclogger 5
Get a new doctor and dentist?
ctlnaaia71 8
it happens to me all the time. it hurts like crazy!
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Comments (153)
nickmatt 1
Try eating slower
S_K_I_L_L_S 0
Maybe ur a vampire?
PhilMcHawk 7
My teeth (I have like monster mandibles, my shit's all crooked) just took a chunk of flesh outta my lip. I'm still bleeding lol I feel ya op.
melrose90210 10
I do the same thing... Dentist said I grind my teeth at night due to stress, and cause my cheeks to swell, making them an easy target to bite.
badactor009 0
A lot of advice coming your way OP. How about you just learn to eat right?
AaliyahMorgan143 5
Happens to me sometimes, not all the time but occasionally
SkoomaKi 28
Would a blaster help in this situation?
thesilentplanet 2
Use to happen to me all the time, so much that doctors cut the inside of my cheek because they thought it was becoming cancerous :/ Your jawline is probably too wide, just like mine was, go see an orthodontist
lilrocker90 10
It's not your fault or anything, but I have to saw rate it YDI because it's a bad fml
ROSEisAmazing01 4
I know what you mean/: all the time. So aggravating.