Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
Today, I ended up in an awkward position during sex and dislocated my knee. My wife accused me of doing it on purpose to criticize her for being too fat and heavy for sex. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
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Liyuesigs 8
Which pain is worse? Your wife or the appendix?
jenninator93 18
Someone sounds mighty insecure... hopefully a calm, mature discussion and some reassurance will help?
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Comments (116)
GamerPerson 19
Will being in the hospital not convince her that you weren't lying?
val_is_lame97 12
whoa.. I think its time you guys have a talk. she definately seems to have some insecurity issues
SmittyJA24 26
Wives don't apologize. Ever.
gingypuff 1
What a ****** bitch
nicievans 9
I feel for you. My first husband spent most of our first night together in the emergency room, positive that his appendix was bursting. It was a kidney stone - a 3/8", jagged-edged, kidney stone - and it took another 3 months before he finally passed it.
SalukiRod 5
Sounds like she needs an attitude adjustment.
tonyfan00 38
Well now isn't she understanding? FYL
tonyfan00 38
@49 Sad but true...
cutiegirl12326 17
Maybe she cheated :0
hiholls 13
She's really insecure, try complimenting her more often.