Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
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Bloodknight 22
You did nothing wrong. That bitch just needs to learn how to do her makeup or get some plastic surgery.
timtam24 0
struggling to see how you could confuse cake with make-up suppose that's why they call them cake faces
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PenNameHere 0
#10 = win
oh_fish354 0
HAHA, Thats epic. you = My hero.
blondegirl_fml 0
Maybe her makeup looked like Meme's from the comedy show with Drew Carey years ago.
aberfrog5 0
ahaha. i loved this! "not replace your face..." lol. i've never heard it put that way but i love it! :D
CrimsonImpact 0
Yeah, I definitely agree. I can't click YDI because some girls really DO wear their makeup in such a manner that it looks like they have cake smeared on their faces..
Witchcraft_fml 5
I think he just made me swoon.
Witchcraft_fml 5
This is where you turn it into a pick-up line. Lick her and tell her she still tastes sweet. Then tell her to go wash the crap off her face.
kibbleznbitz0 0
how do you confuse cake woth makeup?make up is flat on the face and cake is thick and clumpy. unless she wears a LOT of makeup with various colors.
allmidnighteyes 11
Cake-face? Sounds like you met what we like to call a "Juggalo". Characteristics of Juggalos (generally fans of Insane Clown Posse): - listen to shitty clown rap, and think they're tough shit for it - will generally threaten to physically harm you if you insult any "band" on their beloved Psychopathic Records. - Will cake their face in more makeup on their face than Kiss and Immortal combined - Are generally found in your local trailer park. - Usually have large boobs, whether they be male or female, and may need to be weighed on farm scales.
Intoxicunt 6
You win the internet, AME. I know someone getting that cursed hatchet dude tattooed on their neck. =/
allmidnighteyes 11
D: I hope you don't intend to maintain communication with them.... Damn cake faced Hippopotami
Intoxicunt 6
Oh, but I do. He is generous with his gazebo, drugs, money, and music (albeit shitty music, 99% of the time).
redbluegreen 41
You have just described over 1/3 of the population here... Shit Alan.
pacobored 0
Maybe it was cake, maybe, just maybe, she was just being sarcastic.