Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's birthday. While everyone was completely wasted, a couple of friends suggested that I throw a pie in the birthday boy's face. Only seconds after doing so did I realize that the centre of the pie had still been burning hot when he screamed in agony. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
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Top comments
Livinia 11
Your friend is an idiot.
Olovio 5
Steal all of your friends socks. Have you ever walked around with no socks on? It's awful, just awful.
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Comments (176)
Riemurasia 0
Ouch, poor you! But you seem to be fine if you're posting it on here now :)
Shootamonkey3 0
Like the OP would seriously come back to check the comments made :P
Riemurasia 0
Hehe, probably not :P
Katie_the_Great 6
They do sometimes.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"Quit horseing around before someone pokes an eye out!" "....too late" x.O
toastyjustice 5
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
imlagginglol 0
Your life is a lie!
jamjelly386 5
or OP now has an eye patch
Insane_Tea 15
OP My Birthday was yesterday. In fact it was my Sweet 16. You know what I got? Nothing. In fact a tornadoe tore through Missouri and demolished my home. I also can't find my dog either.
Cjeezy 0
yea people on fml definitely give a shit about your birthday and what you didn't get.
ROFLSinURfaceNOO 0
ur a stupud **** i hope you die
qasimahsan93 4
This isn't about you, nor is it a place for you to get sympathy. Post an FML about it or something, don't hijack this one. Also, hope you find your dog.
ROFLSinURfaceNOO 0
shut ur mouth u stupid mongrel haha
Shootamonkey3 0
61 - LOL I JUST GOT THAT!
jamieeeee 0
looks like you got the shaft...
tellithowitis 13
your friend is AWESOME!!!!
ceinaworus 0
ppp
ceinaworus 0
oops. sorry about that. I was button mashing when I though my iPod was locked.
toastyjustice 5
103 sadly only a small few of us understand the joke. Any who, Portal 1 & 2 FTW!
toastyjustice 5
123 how can you be button mashing on an iPod? O.o
FriskyCoconut 0
I feel stupid, I don't get it, would you mind explaining? :)
OwN3d3d 0
win
YOUNGMONEY4E 0
loll yeahh ikrr!!! she shouldnt be complaining if shes fine enough to rite an fml
maniaccy 8
Please. My eyes were too almost poked out with your grammar. Shouldn't** Write**
raeraymusic1 0
haha
IceCweaaam 0
you just had to say anything short to be first didn't u .___. sigh...
juliahockey 0
but he wasn't first..... what are you talking about?
oliveindamiddle 0
so incredibly unnecessary
Livinia 11
Your friend is an idiot.
iwubbtitties_fml 0
Ur hot
callofduty4life 0
3 is obviously a man posing as a woman. all the "women" on this site are really men.
iLazy 0
Lol 29 either that or it is a female posing as a model or something to that extent. Seen it happen before
CitrusGirl 0
Actually, every female is actually a male predator.
Livinia 11
29 & 31 - I am neither of those things. I'm just me, and yes, that is my picture.
cowsgomooatyou 8
Take it as a very indirect way of saynig that your pretty. :)
Livinia 11
Haha, alright then.
iLazy 0
Can't blame a person for being so cynical since it was like a trend =/ Well then I must say you have a beautiful smile.
callofduty4life 0
australians are hot.
Livinia 11
39 - Thank you :) 40 - Yes they are :) haha.
DocBastard 40
Edit: all the trolling vanished so my comment is moot. ****.
callofduty4life 0
Shit, time to fly to Australia.
kallima_fml 3
I second this!
jacetopia96 1
Fatality. Cake Wins. Flawless Victory.
Sonofa_Snitch 0
you tried to post 10 stories and out of those ten zero were picked?!?!?! ahahahahahhahaahahahhaha!!
Mauskau 36
Stay off of mine then :p
wazupwolf 5
lol epic mortal combat win
YOUNGMONEY4E 0
you posted 18 and got 0 approved!! epi
ceinaworus 0
At least she never put a hunting knife in the cake! ; )
redbluegreen 41
Or a bomb. That would be messy.
ceinaworus 0
I think the worst thing someone could find in a cake would be chucky...
nothingtodisplay 7
that sounds like it would be fun! putting a hunting knife in a cake... yummy and painful xD
oliveindamiddle 0
yea what a relief.......
Doortje 30
Ouch, that sounds really painful. But look on the bright side, you weren't going to eat that cake anymore anyway, so it's not like the blood that gushed down your face ruined it.
Olovio 5
Steal all of your friends socks. Have you ever walked around with no socks on? It's awful, just awful.
ydi_4_suking 20
i think its worse to walk in wet socks....
bluegoldfish 7
i never wear socks what are you on about?? no socks=niiiiice. wet socks=ewwwy.
CitrusGirl 0
Go hiking/camping and steal their socks. That's when you need them most.
TheWindowLicker 13
Hehe.... I don't need socks :D(five finger shoes are awesome).
1summitash 1
you are ******* retarded
guest12345 2
73- five fingered shoes?! wtf? I've never even heard of that..
brenkite 5
theerrre great
killa_k0d3 1
Great explanation tony tiger
sweethang26 7
Ugh and the feeling of wearing tennis shoes with no socks on....horrible.
figureskates2344 6
haha I hope your face is ok :)
marktucci 0
hey!
DallasXD1_fml 0
mi to lol
TEXAS_RANGERS27 0
Her hows it going names gus
Sniper_Fidelis 1
You can't put me too?retard?
Sindy_fml 4
ouch >.<
ChantelRenaeee 0
ouch. your friend is an idiot but he didnt know there was a stick in it i guess.
boygeorgebaby 0
ouch. that is totally something my friends would do....hopefully your face feels better! Happy Birthday! ;)