Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, I discovered that my work's new phone system automatically takes people off hold the very second you pick up the phone. I discovered this after picking up the phone and complaining to my workmates about the annoying customer I had on the line for a full minute, all while he listened. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
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InBetweenDreams 0
Wouldn't you hear the disconnect tone after he hung up? Maybe he just had a really long call?
allmidnighteyes 11
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephonin' me.
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Comments (117)
alwa7sh 2
Don't hold your breath waiting for him to call you back.
vbmg152 19
How hard up are you? Let me guess, you called him! Ladies, never call a guy first, let him call you so you don't look desperate!!
sirdolittle 0
Yeah, it's better to let him look like the desperate one, I guess ...
KyRidHEART 0
sexism much?
VianaJ_Garcia 14
Oh no! you think that?
42billybob 5
Ladies: This rule applies to alpha males (The good looking athletic guy who is confident to the point of arrogance). Nice guys (the ones you claim to prefer despite the fact that you actually keep going for the alpha) love it when you call first. Pick your taste (and be honest with yourself) and act accordingly. Granted if he's just not into you in the first place, calling won't work... ever.
iHaveADream_ 0
LOLOL , FYL . you can't even talk to a guy on the phone longer than 2 mins . I can talk to a guy for like a half an hour or till we basically have nothing to say or when my ears starts aching .
krazy_glu3 0
uhhh congrats? didn't know there was a contest going on... stupid
OhSnap_NoWay 0
im so proud of you, your able to talk in the phone for a full 30 minutes you deserve an award
oarisimo 4
half a hour isn't even that long. do you want a cookie or something? in fact, what was the point of your stupid comment??
theannonymousone 0
Maybe she should stop giving cookie instead...
agirlnamedlogan 5
It's hard to believe a guy would want to talk to you.
ericownz101 0
hey placing a large order with pizza hut still counts as a conversation with a guy.. amirite?
GeneGenie 0
114 - Epic win.
skiier4life 1
Yes, until you turn video chat on.... *dial tone*
SydsTheBoss 0
your dad does not count.
dragoongirl90 34
Narcissistic much?
lolfish111111 0
This fml is fake. she would hear the disconnect tone after ten seconds. who agrees?
sirdolittle 0
Not necessarily, some phones disconnect themselves when the other hang up. But there's always some kind of tone or bip or something, before completely cut off, isn't there ?
DocBastard 40
Lolfish, you seem like a nice lady, so I'll go easy on you. Don't ******* accuse the FML of being ******* fake unless you have some good goddamned proof that it's fake, like if you were the asshole on the other end who ******* hung up. Or if you're some creepy fuckface who is tapping her phone line. Or if your name is Alexander Graham ******* Bell. I'm glad we had this little talk.
MrBaxter 5
Amen
rallets 23
Hey whats up, my name is Alexander Graham ******* Bell. How ya doin'?
RUSH777 0
Great time to quote the best band ever. " Alexander Graham Bell; Well, he knew darned well, That he could find the only way To talk across the USA! Telephone, telephone; Never be on your own. Many many years ago, He started something with his first "Hello.""
virgibpumping 0
yeah sorry about that
bassdredd 2
what a douche
MrBaxter 5
You should probably figure out what happened before telling him off, because maybe there was an emergency or something. I've read a lot of FMLs about people doing stuff like that before knowing what really happened.
nokel11 7
damn! a whole 30 minutes??
Doortje 30
I suggest reading the FML again.
sirdolittle 0
Or pick up a new brain.
sirdolittle 0
Or pick up a new brain.
eissirk 2
15 minutes?! That's almost 30 minutes!!
ak7477 9
I have a feeling this was a response to the idiot higher up, bragging about talking to a guy for thirty minutes.
sirdolittle 0
Mmm, could be.
nokel11 7
yes, this was a reply to 17, but apparently my iPhone places comments wherever it likes.
skiier4life 1
uh, next time move the camera a liiiitle bit lower when taking profile pictures? thanks :)
tykiej 0
Desperate.
fortunefades 3
Common sense isn't so common