Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
Today, I discovered that my work's new phone system automatically takes people off hold the very second you pick up the phone. I discovered this after picking up the phone and complaining to my workmates about the annoying customer I had on the line for a full minute, all while he listened. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML
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InBetweenDreams 0
Wouldn't you hear the disconnect tone after he hung up? Maybe he just had a really long call?
allmidnighteyes 11
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephonin' me.
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Comments (117)
ak7477 9
I have a feeling this was a response to the idiot higher up who was bragging about talking for half an hour to a guy...
musicismylife21 5
douche
angiedancesalott 8
someone is a little obsessive.
patiencek 0
what a butthead :/ obviously not worth your time anyway!
TheXTG8680 0
us men don't care to be on the phone. deal with it.
livvylongtime 3
you mean you were "on the phone with a guy" not "on the phone to a guy". he probably knows that you have horrible grammar, & thats why he hung up :)
PhoenixFiend 0
With this logic, you won't get a guy because you can't capitalize words? Grow up.
mightymart 5
sooo, the tone wasnt enough of a clue?! ydi for not knowing how to use a phone!
InsaneGenius 0
Don't listen to the people telling you to call him back! He will call you if he wants to talk to you. If you call him back YDI.
sunnysurfchick 0
if he liked you he wouldn't put you on hold to take another call. sorry
sleepereffect 0
just chalk it up to his loss and move on