Today, I had a date with a girl. The chemistry was just right and she seemed perfect in every way until she staunchly insisted that the earth is flat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years actually believes that the Earth is flat. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
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exileonmainst 16
These flat others keep popping up all around the globe..
RichardPencil 32
You probably felt it was chemistry, but she was thinking you two could change lead into gold.
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Comments (16)
exileonmainst 16
These flat others keep popping up all around the globe..
exileonmainst 16
*earthers Seriously, why the **** can’t you edit your comments?
RichardPencil 32
a-"round"? the globe? Don't you mean "on the surface of the disk?" Do these assholes believe the sun, the moon and the other planets are also flat disks?
CSSDimian 6
Dude that was the joke
RichardPencil 32
You probably felt it was chemistry, but she was thinking you two could change lead into gold.
ahabsfan 17
Who cares as long as her chest isn't flat.
CSSDimian 6
Obsession with large breasts has been directly linked with low intellect & income in the United States.
EmDizzle2007 28
the answer to the question no one asked.
PhantomCrevan 8
Anyone that is looking for an actual partner to enrichen and share their life with, rather than looking for someone to use and throw away when they get bored. Or just someone who doesn't want to spend time on someone that is clearly delusional.
Dave_Davington 34
The chemistry may've been good, but the geography wasn't exactly up to par.
Burle 17
I have come to the conclusion "flat earthers" are only that way to have some fun and be different, roll with it; have some fun
Koios 30
No, they legitimately believe it
Mynxie 26
That's like saying we should go along with the idea there are 76 genders. Forget that noise
Burle 17
I thought it was 76 virgins?
Lobby_Bee 18
Can't we all just get along? Earth is flat, on a map and earth is round, on the globe. Problem solved.
CSSDimian 6
No. See, it's "flat" because that makes it readable. Things were cut, stretched & outright changed from reality to make it appear that way. There is right and there is wrong, and flat earthers are wrong. If it were a matter of opinion, sure, there can be all the sides you want. This is not a matter of opinion.
moonlight77 28
You clearly didn’t get Lobby_Bee’s joke... although the joke did have truth to it!
gurding 15
The chemistry was right, but the physics definitely wasn't
manb91uk 22
So, the Chemistry is good but her Geology is terrible? Maybe you should practice your Maths and subtract the moron?
EmDizzle2007 28
her dad didn't happen to own a rocket, did he??
davecross 11
The earth isn't flat or round it's a cube