Today, after weeks of searching, I finally found the wedding dress of my dreams. Too bad it was in the form of a download for The Sims. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
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danial1214 21
Im sure with a little research you could find the same thing or something really similar, if not you could always get something made.
WitEluded 13
Take a picture to a bridal store and see if they can find something similar in real life.
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Comments (51)
MiaTheMartian 21
literally same
samlovesham1234 9
You could have a dress custom designed to look like that one in the game.
TiggyBonkers 32
Hey honey! My aunt had a similar problem, so she took a picture and went to a bridal shop. They made exactly the same dress for her! Maybe you should do the same? Good luck!!
gotbeer 7
im not even sorry to say it, but this was pathetic
Linley218 2
Google 'frock follies' - they do this kind of thing for reasonable prices, and they ship internationally.
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
marriage is a form of enslavement. Cancel it before it's too late.
Shade1982 21
Wut? Just for your entertainment, let me tell you why you are wrong. Enslavement is involuntary, marriage is not (shotgun marriages notwithstanding, but those aren't real marriages). And let's say you are one of those modern people who consider marriage outdated and only sign cohabitation contracts (or whatever they are called in other countries). Without the ceremony and expensive stuff, that is actually the same thing...
americanafrican 32
Learn how to sew. Problem solved
leogachi 15
@33 What makes you think she doesn't know how to sew?
Omniprism 15
Um take the pic to a dress maker. Or find something similar to be altered. Use your brain.
guttedbrit 26
somebody came up with that idea for a dress, so it must be somewhere! I wish you the best of luck with your search OP :)
darkfireflame 15
I bet that's not the weirdest place someone has gotten inspiration for a dress. See if a dressmaker can replicate it.