Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
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ezequalsmc 5
Your roommate didn't lock you out, she locked the door when no one was home. I would yell at your dumb ass too, if you called me out of work for some monkey shit like that.
Feklfekl2222 32
Ladies and gentlemen,l think we have a genius here.
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Comments (59)
Naitsi 19
stupid
annihil8or 15
I'm sorry but if u just put your keys, phone, & wallet in the same place each time you wouldn't waste half a day looking for them
catkat1988 17
So just for clarification: You put your keys where they are supposed to be, and couldn't find them. Your roommate then left and did the only sensible thing: Locked the door. Afterwards, you're blaming her for your being locked out, and demanding that she drop whatever she's doing and come home to let you in? Okay. I get how losing your keys sucks (having done it myself on several occasions), but still.
hdw17 0
you should keep an extra key somewhere
Rae13 5
You totally deserved to be yelled at after being such a demanding and ungrateful person. Why must your room mate come back to open the door for you? If it's me I'll just let you wait outside the door until I'm finished with whatever I was doing. I don't think you thanked her do you? If not you wouldn't even word it in such a way like she SHOULD come back for you and that she purposely locked you out. YDI for being forgetful and ungrateful.
CurlyQute 17
Thats what you get for never putting things away... Because when you do you can't find them......
thederpinator10 0
you made your roommate to come home to let your forgetful ass inside ? i'd be pissed too!
AbbyHickman 4
I do that all the time. XD
lululatenight 28
don't feel too bad, at least you weren't holding them :)
banana527 12
This sounds like something I would do