Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, we wanted to buy a bigger house just up the street from our current house so all three of our kids could have their own rooms, but we were outbid… by my mother in law, so now we’re stuck in our too small house even longer, and the evil old bitch is now close enough to visit us every day. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML
Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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violetdabomb 0
You could always make a show out of it... Everybody loves Raymond
itsalanis 25
cant anyone actually have a nice relationship with their in-laws? oh well, hope you manage OP.
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Comments (70)
CountJugular 3
Sounds like a good time for that house to mysteriously become infested with cockroaches and termites
False_Stupidity 42
And rats!... Hmm, better throw in spiders as well depends if she hates spiders or not.
leadman1989 16
This is a but elaborate so try to keep up. Step one cut a hole in the wall, step two take a giant dump, step three patch the hole step four repeat... she won't buy a house that constantly smells like arse. :p
sarahbear1717 0
Lol
meggs2209 0
This is defientely an FML. I am so so sorry. I completely feel your pain.
ssoccerchick97 16
This is rather amusing. I'm sorry, but it is :]
texasjalapeno_fml 0
Buy it, now!
trishmg12 4
just help her find another home around her price range that may be nicer than the house 2 doors down :)
3027357mike 3
Mother in law witched around is woman hitler
gabbiechaoss 5
dont let her know that everyone recycles, then she'll move in for sure!
uKNOuLOVEit 0
oh well