Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, we wanted to buy a bigger house just up the street from our current house so all three of our kids could have their own rooms, but we were outbid… by my mother in law, so now we’re stuck in our too small house even longer, and the evil old bitch is now close enough to visit us every day. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML
Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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violetdabomb 0
You could always make a show out of it... Everybody loves Raymond
itsalanis 25
cant anyone actually have a nice relationship with their in-laws? oh well, hope you manage OP.
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Comments (70)
Legendslayer222 26
Stick a garden gnome in that house's garden, that'll scare her away.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Gnomes are scary bastards. They'll stare you down while plotting your demise.
bubo_fml 11
If she bids on the house, bribe the inspector to "upgrade" the inspection report (i.e; needs a new roof, new furnace, new AC panel, etc.) The astronomical costs should send her running. If that fails, "annonimously" call the local police/crimestoppers & tell 'em it's a crack/***** house...Good luck!
BelleBelle_fml 11
Are you aware that making a false claim to the police is a crime in itself? Might wanna think that one through a little bit more.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
You say "good luck" like OP is gonna actually try it...
Adman567 9
1 word, Explosives!
duckman9 55
two words: use her! now you have a babysitter, cook, maid, and who knows what else, at your disposal! (not to mention that you can pretty much find out every little dirty secret about your spouse).
ReynshineCutting 10
I would not want some woman I hate babysitting my kids. As the grandmother she'll do what she sees fit which may be totally different than how OP handles them.
Wederoney 16
Mothers-in-law suck!
jerico616 14
Blow the place up while its still empty!
lrr11 0
I am sooo sorry that's awful
LStorey10932 0
Look at it this way..if u 2 ever get in a fight & he stays at his mothers, he can look up & see what he's missin'!! I know b/c my mom moved next door & eveytime we would have a power struggle fight & I would go to my moms...I wld look at my cozy comfy house while my mother wld "blah, blah in my ear!
loserman67 36
Go to your mother-in-law and tell her you're glad she's possibly moving in two doors away, that way you and she can have unlimited anal sex sessions. One of two things will happen -- 1. Your mother-in-law will reel back in horror and run for her life (it could cause problems with tht wife, but you can deal with that) or 2. She'll like the idea and then you get unlimited back porch play for as long as you want -- either way you win!
False_Stupidity 42
Except that it looks like the OP is female...
Majstr 23
Tell her that this house has ghosts. Always works.
druv 2
Does your name start with an "R" and end with an "aymond"