Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML
Today, I took a bath because I couldn't get my left arm wet due to a minor medical procedure. My roommates decided to barge in to the bathroom and ruthlessly pelt me with flour. Not only did I find out flour burns the eyes, but the shock caused me to slip and submerge my arm. FML
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
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itwasthedognotme 14
That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...
ThomasBombadil 31
I think we have a winner for next weeks ILLUSTRATED FML.
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Comments (59)
thorssin 8
Sounds like your in a sticky situation... ;)
lifesabish 9
Sounds like you get soap in your eyes way too often, learn how to bathe. Sorry but YDI in my opinion.
Epickitty58 29
Sounds like you need to buy a new attitude that includes a little sympathy.
slipstreak 10
O_o
yeongji 31
I think it is about time you fix your habit of opening your eyes when you should not in the shower..
aimzskee 30
Strangely enough, I can actually relate to this situation. I feel your pain op.
ndaguanno 17
Sorry op, reminds me of planes, trains, and automobiles
RoaRawR 6
shower curtains do the same job...YDI
Vegetarian27 24
It's easier to run your eyes while having the water run over your face. It rinses the eyes without being as harsh as straight up spraying water into them.
siggy_mcsigx 22
What kind of grown man leaves his underwear like that x_x
Epickitty58 29
I feel sorry for the OP. I would sooner use the bottom of my foot since I know where that's been. (0_o) . . . (X.X)