Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML
Today, I went on my first date since my husband passed six years ago. My date’s ex-wife happened to be at the restaurant he picked, and he confessed he expected her to be there. Without missing a beat, I told him that’s a perk of dating a widow, never running into the ex. Evidently a bit too dark for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I knew my mom wanted to go out to dinner with me and my sisters, and I couldn't remember why, so I called her and said, "Why are we going out to dinner?" and she goes, "Well, we always have." I forgot today's the anniversary of my stepdad dying. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
That's just bad luck. I'm sure he understands--it's not like you could have known!
ThePaperDragon 31
Poor guy. :/
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Comments (86)
mds9986 24
**** his life more :(
Melina7492 2
It wasn't your fault you couldn't have possible known that! Poor guy though. Just apologize and be sorry for his loss.
imhope 23
Wow talk about unfortunate lol
secretmisery05 25
Wow, man. Ouch. **** his life. No actually, **** his dad's life, losing two women to cancer one after another just after he thought he recovered from the first one and found love again. :(
Model_Type_Chick 6
Damn !!
Etweens96 25
Wow that is real crap luck. So sorry to hear about that!
olpally 33
Wow, this made me sad :( lost my aunt to breast cancer. Poor guy. Damn.
Drosophila82 18
I don't think that 'your life sucks' or that 'you deserve this' this barely qualifies as sad news
Anro_fml 17
How unlucky! Better luck next time.
daddysgirl243 21
not a very good topic.