Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I quit my job because I wasn't given the time or space to pump for my newborn child. I went back to work 4 weeks postpartum, and they suggested I pump in the bathroom, my car or the freezer. FML
Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML
Today, I accidentally left a small but very important piece of my breast pump at home. Only ten more hours until the end of my shift. FML
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, my manager came in and said, "Hey Alice, great job closing so well last night. NOT." and walked off. When I heard the door shut, I said, "And great job being a bitch, you cow." I heard my manager walking back towards me. She wasn't the one who'd left the room. FML
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Top comments
RoqueSand 0
You should've knocked! ydi
the17doctor 12
i think 3 was making an erection joke not realising the op is female.
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laur20091 0
knock knock KNOCK!! awkward moments have happened to me before like that because I didn't knock either
SilverHusky 0
... the door is there for a reason.. might wanna knock on it sometime- it really helps. ^_^
lastminuteperm 0
You're an idiot. You don't just open the door no matter if the door closed means she's gone most of the time or not. I hope you get fired, moron.
lastminuteperm 0
And her baby is on a schedule and needs food when it's lunch time. It's not like they can wait until they get home.
wellchit 0
doors tend to be closed/locked for a reason ydi
raybury 2
1) Always knock when you think someone's not there. 2) No big deal, breast feeding is not something to be embarrassed about. Still, see 1.
stephsteph90 0
omg. knock.
SomeGuy1234 0
Knocking on doors is apparently a lost art.
ChocolatexGames 0
Hey yors both women at least it would be FML/YDI if you were a man. but one day you might have kids and stuff (or you already do) and it is a ....womanly thing so your boss shouldnt be like that! (Yeah...Knock lol)
mcsnelly 5
Just because they're both women, it doesn't make it that much less awkward when someone walks in on another person while half-naked...it's not like they're best friends or sisters or something so they might not care if she sees her topless, but it was a coworker so not the same.
PakiPakiPaki 0
what # 60 said!