Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds away from coming, my dad loudly knocked on the door and demanded to know how much longer I was going to take. Probably another 3 months now, dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
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Top comments
KK3137 31
So I guess you both came in the wrong place at the wrong time..
KuronoEru 26
I'm sorry that you have to avoid your dad for the rest of your life now..
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Comments (99)
Apmx21 3
Hopefully your dad doesn't get off to the sight of you orgasming.... Good luck!
wtffml1979 22
#42 Why even think of that. That never crossed my mind. Your a sick individual. #42 & #43 I can see your future of registering and reporting your address to authorities.
captainsmegma 12
Did daddy see a big load shooting everywhere?
wtffml1979 22
Really? WTF? Sounds like you are into it. Smh
Bazinga90 12
Beyond creepy comment, wtf?!
Fr0gs 15
Oh shit
lil_juggalette 15
you should find someone to actually have some fun with, your hand can't do it every time, probably should go to their house and not yours though xD
ESE_gutty 18
Ever herd of locks ? Specially when you are tying something like ... Yea that xD
adankaz2014 15
That sucks OP. Next time maybe decide you need to take a shower if someone else is home. That way no one bothers you, you can get off, and the sound of the water will drown out any noise you might happen to make
NickVsHtml 14
Next dinner is gonna be soooo akward
ImBetterInPerson 11
There's a thing called a lock
False_Stupidity 42
There's also a thing called a door without locks.
flexseal 14
your poor father is scarred for life never mind about you. he could live a happy life without seeing his child ******
marcbjonson 7
and then he helped you out with the second one?