Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
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MolesterStallone 13
Did your family think it was pretty intense too?
Shadow_Blues 10
Family Movie Night just got a lot more interesting... xD
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Comments (200)
bulbul116_fml 4
love the technology :)
spiritfang11237 16
Don't worry...OP was just showing his family what happens after the Happly Ever After.
N3766 20
Been several times seen FML related to Apple recently.
absolutegrrr 7
Pardon?
N3766 20
Unfinished comment is unfinished. I want to say scumbag Apple but their fanboys will.... So I just........
SerendipityRose 26
*Yoda voice* Wrote that sentence incorrectly, you did...
N3766 20
Sorry, it is hard to do it because of my lag of English as I am not native, Grammar Nazis are welcome to punish me.
outoftown 27
Seen a lot of Apple product FMLs when moderating. I put it down to a desire to brag and complain at the same time. Most refer to user idiocy, not Apple product failure -- the "more money than sense" meme.
heidiT 4
You obviously have no girlfriend or life.
THE_A_TEEN 28
So, people who pleasure themselves are no-life freaks now?
dead247 13
circle jerk anyone?
heidiT 4
No but who the hell does it while their familys around? Ppl who do that shit are desperate and have no respect
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's in their privacy of their own rooms. Plus, the majority of people have masturbated with family around the house. But honestly, why do you care? It's their decision to do so in their own privacy, who are you to judge?
emilyjgraham 34
54, if he's in the privacy of his bedroom he should be allowed to do that. Who says a person can't pound one out just because others are in the same house as them? May I also ask, how is it disrespectful? Everyone has done it before!
fadingaway 17
@34 Everyone. OP was in his own room, a perfectly normal place to jerk off even when there are other people in the house.
RedPillSucks 33
Not anymore. With Airplay, there's is no expectation of privacy. We're one step closer to the Borg. Big brother is watching and he's grossed out. As soon as he stops gagging, he'll be coming for you.
SammyS2012 21
You can touch yourself even if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend; it's normal to do and healthy even and certainly doesn't mean that he doesn't have a life.
Khariau 8
What a wanker ! :p
RedPillSucks 33
This would be funnier if it was posted by the guy with the Wankel engine rotor as his profile pic. Ok, maybe that was just me that thought this.
ohyeaaaaaaash 0
Why are you even masterbating with your family in the house anyway
ZingZilla 8
Stop being a prude. You would be mortified at the rather large number of people that do actually tug on off whilst mummy and daddy are downstairs. (I can only hypothise that it would be a rather large number)
dead247 13
I've done it plenty of times. I also have a lock on my door. I made sure to buy one with a lock after the old one broke.
LennyComa 39
2 types of men in World, wankers and liars. But seriously FYL
AlexRen 21
You know what else sucks that apple has, is that god damn iCloud, no I don't want pics of me going to everybody-.-
MissingNO123 7
Then turn off photo stream lol
TheEpicMilkMan 13
thats going to be an awkward next encounter :3
KMacRae 8
awkward as ****