mintyfresh
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Not so white lie
Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0
That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.
BellaMuerte_fml 0
That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.
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Tiffanyx3x3 0
your sick!!!
gpstyne 0
don't worry your dentist knows you're full of shit
Mike03_fml 0
You really need hygene, man, that's just gross.
nomorewhoppers 0
ew i feel bad for who ever kisses you but then again your probably some loser who plays video games all day and doesn't believe in taking showers
PeachyKin 0
Uhh.... Ewww.... That post makes me want to pour the whole bottle of mouthwash down your throat. D: Well. Don't start brushing now, your toothbrush might get a restraining order on you, assuming you have one.
isthebrogan_x 0
Ew. Ew. Ew. This makes me want to go brush my own teeth now. That is so. SO gross.
suzanabanna 0
sicko
qwerty123456789 0
So brush your ******* teeth! Problem solved! How is this an FML?
kinkolicious 0
Grrrrrroooooooosssssssssssss I highly doubt you fooled him, he could probably tell you were lying by all the layers of plaque built up on your teeth.. Ewwwww
jdk2800 0
i hope your teeth fall out you scumy basterd